Thursday morning adult kenpo is going gangbusters, and you’re invited to join! We gather for the secret initiation, incense burning, and recitation of the ancient prayers at 9:30—but for you, no initiation, no incense, no prayers, just eye-pokes, gut-punches, groin-shots, and other good, clean fun lifted from the Three Stooges.
And if you act now, you get not one but two black belts as instructors! Together, Mary Ann Vacherweill and I make a 4th-degree black belt (5th degree when she aces her next test). Want Bruce Lee’s abs? So do we. Maybe you’re better off doing this instead:
All Krav students are welcome and encouraged, and you don’t need to RSVP. Just show up once, occasionally, as often as you like. Thursdays, 9:30-10:30, at the school. As Grandmaster Ed Parker said, “It’s not about who’s right, but who’s left.”