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Krav Maga on The Simpsons

03.29.10 By Patrick 3 Comments

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The Simpsons went to Israel in last night’s new episode. At one point, Bart unsuccessfully engages with a little Israeli girl in a battle between karate and krav maga.

Bart: Quit goin’ for my groin!
Israeli girl: No groin, no krav maga! Hello, groin!
[She knees Bart repeatedly in the groin.]

And then, at the end of the episode as the tour is boarding the plane:

Bart: I want the window seat.
Lisa: Krav maga!
Bart: You can’t hurt what’s already dead.
[Lisa knees Bart in groin]
Bart: I guess you can…

 


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    05.08.12 at 13:07

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